Front Gate
Monday, May 9, 2005, 05:29 PM
I watched out my front window as a guy and his dog stopped, the dog took a dump at my front gate...and then they continued on.
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Lane Frenzy
Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 10:20 AM
A lane opened next to us at the grocery store and everyone from the back of our line rushed to get in front...elbowing my pregnant wife as they rushed to cut everyone off.
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Headwind
Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 10:21 AM
I rode my bike to work today against a 25mph headwind. I rode home against a 30mph headwind.
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A little ditty
Friday, May 13, 2005, 07:08 AM
Sometimes I write songs and poems and stuff, but this is a song that someone else wrote...and I listen to it every now and then and it makes sense right now.

I used to have home with a room and a bed
a porch and a driveway with a big garage
but i traded it in, I kept some faith and laid my head down every night
and it seems so far away, it seems so far away

remember me now cause things always change
5 long years has gone
i've done some time sleeping where i fall
i know i'll never be the same

I learned somethings about the places i saw
i learned somethings about myself
i guess it came the hard way, now i know what counts
i've got one prayer it's in your confidence
i know all the places, i don't want to be
everyone's gone there's no one just me

remember me now cause things always change
5 long years has gone
i've done some time sleeping where i fall
i know i'll never be the same

remember me next time i go away
for the first time in my life i wanna stay
i can count one hand here today
the only thing that matters to me anyway
and it seems so far away, it seems so far away

remember me now cause things always change
5 long years has gone
i've done some time sleeping where i fall
i know i'll never be the same

-Bouncing Souls

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First 500 meters
Friday, May 13, 2005, 07:10 AM
I bought a used car. I drove out of the dealer and onto the highway...I saw a flash of light right when I got on the highway. Three weeks later I got a 47 ticket in the mail for going 95 in an 80kmh zone.
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Just visiting
Friday, May 13, 2005, 07:13 AM
I have been here for 9 months and my residence permit is still "in processing".
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Advanced Healthcare
Friday, May 13, 2005, 07:16 AM
My wife is 7 months pregnant with twins...she went for her doctor's appointment at the hospital. She got her blood pressure checked, the doctor looked at her and said "everything looks good, see you in 3 weeks."
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Driving me crazy
Sunday, May 15, 2005, 10:15 AM
It costs $6.25 for a gallon of gas...good thing I don't have far to go.
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Nothing to live for
Sunday, May 15, 2005, 10:19 AM
Everyone owns a bike, nobody owns a helmet.
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On the otherside
Sunday, May 15, 2005, 10:22 AM
I wonder what my friends are doing, everyday.
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Mail Slot
Monday, May 16, 2005, 07:52 PM
I get Junk Mail hand delivered to my door, three times a day.
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Hold the mayo
Monday, May 16, 2005, 07:54 PM
No matter how much I beg, mayonaisse comes on everything.
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Expensive Relief
Monday, May 16, 2005, 07:56 PM
I spent 900 at a furniture store...and still had to pay 0.50 cents to use their restroom.
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Balmy Spring
Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 06:26 AM
It is May 18th and it reached 8 Degrees Celcius as the high today. I don't know what that is in Farenheit...but I know it is damn cold.
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Got Toner?
Thursday, May 19, 2005, 01:40 PM
I bought a Fax machine that stated "Ink included", I started the machine and it printed out the instruction list and ran completely out of ink...
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Dutch Lock
Thursday, May 19, 2005, 01:42 PM
Definition: doors are so old and messed up here...that you don't even need to lock them, they are so proprietary that only the owner knows how to get them open.
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